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Collection of maybe the funnies Biker jokes in internet.

A biker walks into a bar

A biker walks into a bar and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.

He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:

Hamburger – 2.99

Cheeseburger – 3.99

Chicken Sandwich – 4.99

Hand Jobs – 19.99

The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” The bartender blushes slightly and says “Yes, I am” with a sexy little smile.

The biker grins and says “Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger.”

A man arrives at the gates of heaven

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter looks through his book and tells him “I don’t see any reason why we should let you in. You don’t seem to have done anything worthy in your life.”

The guy replies: “what about the time I was driving and saw a woman with a flat tire beside the road? A bunch of bikers had surrounded her and were giving her a hard time. I stopped and got out; they turned on me so I grabbed a tire iron and told them to back off.”

St. Peter: “You really did that? When did this happen?”

The guy: “About 5 minutes ago!”